To whom it may concern,
(the spammers out there trying to get my attention by sending me a 'DOMAIN SERVICE NOTICE' for a 'Search Engine Submission'.)

Stop sending automated SPAM-Mails to the email adress in the domain record concerning a 'serious' SEO domain listing offer.

Quite crackbrained to send this to a SEO/SEM geek. (So, I'm doing 'Search Engine Submission'-related work for my own.)
And if I would want 'mypersonalfaceslap.com' to become a well-known website and to be found by everybody who searches for related terms, I'd accomplish it.

Therefore, this is YOUR 'personal face slap'.

Thanks.

And btw.:

STFU.